I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch break, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees; I write award-winning operas; I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed; and, I cook Thirty Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love; and, an outlaw in Peru.
But, as my mum love's to say: "If you're so smart; how-cum yr not rich?"
Don't answer that!
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"Money doesn't talk, it swear", remember? :)
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